The absolute best.

Kirran: I don’t think Drew uploaded this. I’m here to fix that. This is the first thing we ever created on the Internet. I hope you’re ready. This is when we were too scared that Internet people would destroy our buttholes if we used our real names.

Drew: Merry Xmas! This is the second part of me and Mike’s birthday present to Kirran. In this one we get in fights :(

Drew: This is me and Mike’s birthday present to Kirran that we recorded on his birthday while in a car. It is the highest quality audio that has ever been produced, and is about donkeys of all classes. It also has me and Mike yelling and loudly fake laughing. So if you didn’t read this first and are upset about that, then it’s your own fault.

Ah, after 10,000 years we’re free!!

Kirran: What’s up, nerds. We’re back. Potentially. This episode is incoherent, but who cares! Do you? You don’t.

We talk about League of Legends and Kamen Rider OOO. Links to download and watch in the below.

• #TV-Nihon
• #TV-Nihon torrent for OOO
• League of Legends
• League of Legends download 

OP: Samurai Beat – higedriver
ED: Anything Goes! – Kawaii chibi-chan

Ever since Obama shut down the space program, they’ve had to pump all their money into competitive laser tag. This is the best time to get involved!

Steve: Hey guys, Steve Gross here, proudly presenting our new competitive laser tag podcast aimed at adepts and newbies alike! For this first episode, we sought to analyze the new layout changes nationwide as well as a game analysis of team Lenz-Flair vs team Lethality that occurred at Armageddon 2011, which I luckily got to attend. Hope you all enjoy it! Show notes and format below.

Intro: The Hosts

• Steve Gross is a Q-zar signed laser tag player that grew up in the Southern Texas area. Ever since his first game at the age of 7 in the local LAZONE arena, he’s been seeking a competitive outlet for this fantastic sport.
• Mike Goo is a currently unsigned player that became a fan of laser tag after witnessing one of the competitive circuit matches in 2005. His skills were bred from necessity as he took up small gambles in games. He is currently enrolled at MIT.

Pre-Topic: Balance and Map Changes

• Q-zar’s new standard tournament arena layout
• Does this new map indicate significant changes in the current metagame? Is it similar to the ammo increase from last year? How has the tournament play shown the new map’s capabilities to enhance the game’s excitement? Does it still remain balanced?

Commercial: Q-zar Laser Tag

Topic: Team Lenz-Flair vs Team Lethality Analysis

• Taking center stage at the Final Four at Armageddon 2011, the teams consisted of:
  Lenz-Flair: #ashtag, sn0wshot, docktron
  Lethality: Johnny “Two-Shot,” overdose, bullsai
  
• #ashtag and Johnny “Two-Shot” sibling rivalry; does their grudge outweigh their priorities in the game?
• Did Lethality’s triple-sweeper tactic prove fruitful, or was it a waste?
• How will mines affect the outcome of future game